Vitinha led a ferocious Paris Saint-Germain comeback with a world-class hat-trick as Tottenham blew two separate leads and slumped to a chaotic 5-3 defeat, getting dragged into an eight-goal thriller they simply couldn’t control.

Khvicha Kvaratskhelia flirted with early brilliance, but Spurs struck first through Richarlison, before promptly letting their momentum evaporate like a team begging to be punished.

PSG equalised at halftime through Vitinha’s thunderous long-range rocket, a sign of the storm Tottenham clearly didn’t see coming.

Spurs briefly regained the lead after Randal Kolo Muani cleaned up a rebound, stabbing at his parent club like a man auditioning for a contract extension.

But Vitinha wasn’t done embarrassing Tottenham. He swept in a stylish equaliser from the edge of the area, making Vicario look like a spectator.

Moments later, the entire Parc des Princes erupted when Fabián Ruiz slid PSG into their first lead of the night with an easy finish that exposed Spurs’ defensive organisation, meaning none.

Willian Pacho then poked in PSG’s fourth, punishing Tottenham’s inability to clear anything, even their own panic.

Kolo Muani kept the drama alive by slamming home his second to cut PSG’s lead and briefly reminding fans that Spurs are elite at one thing: chaos.

Vitinha then completed his first senior hat-trick with an ice-cold penalty after VAR caught Cristian Romero’s handball, effectively ending the contest and sending Spurs into meltdown mode.

Lucas Hernández picked up a late red card for elbowing Xavi Simons, but Tottenham had no time, or composure, left to capitalise, stumbling out of Paris with nothing but regret.

Vitinha’s finishing clinic dragged PSG across the line on a night where both sides wildly overperformed their xG, and his hat-trick made him the first Portuguese player ever to hit three against English opposition in the Champions League. That’s a stat Spurs will want to forget quickly.