London, Emirates Stadium, Atletico Madrid arrived in North London talking tough, but left with their tails between their legs after being absolutely dismantled by a ruthless Arsenal side that treated them like an amateur Sunday league outfit.

The Gunners didn’t just beat Diego Simeone’s men; they bullied, embarrassed, and buried them in front of a roaring Emirates crowd.

Despite Atletico holding the scoreline at 0-0 at halftime, it was all smoke and mirrors. Once Gabriel nodded in the opener, the floodgates exploded. In just six chaotic minutes, Arsenal dropped three more bombs on a crumbling Madrid side that looked like they forgot they were in a Champions League match and not a testimonial.

Viktor Gyökeres, previously on a goal drought, found joy not once, but twice, turning Atleti’s backline into a bunch of confused cones.

As the Emirates partied into the night, Atletico fans were left asking: “Is this still Simeone-ball, or did someone swap our team with Getafe?” Arsenal now sit pretty with a perfect UCL record, while Atleti leave with nothing but bruised egos and a very long flight home.